June 2010
1 post
May 2010
1 post
I suppose I should be...grateful?
While taking a semi-routine trip to the Frosty Queen [which happens to be my old stomping grounds - I make one mean chocolate dipped cone!] with my mom, we happened to stumble into quite the atypical conversation. One which probably comes off better when said aloud rather than written, but nonetheless it was one I couldn’t fight the urge NOT to share.
So, my brothers friend [they used to be...
April 2010
1 post
Yvonne Eaton Schneider.
It doesn’t feel right to say this, because it still hasn’t quite hit me. But my grandmother who I was very close to passed away on April 3rd. She was the only one I had left, and the only one I was ever close to. I only ever knew one of my grandfathers, and he passed when I was very young. My other grandmother passed a few years after that. My grandmother [who I called Nana] had been...
March 2010
1 post
Just shutting you up :-]
Someone or someones keep spamming me everywhere [aka stalking me, as some might refer to it] about the ‘87876345476 pounds of make up’ I wear. And ‘let’s see how pretty I am without it’. Lol. If there is one thing I CAN’T do that involves creativity, it’s make up. I just don’t have a knack for it. So for anyone to assume that I have the time or...
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
3 posts
Work it out!!
So, I am pretty proud of my work out playlist - because before I know it, it’s finished and I’ve had nearly an hour of solid work out time. Mostly it works if you go walking, because every song keeps your walking tempo upbeat, at the perfect pace. Some of them give you such an attitude, like the sidewalk is one fierce runway. If you want to strut your shit down the street like me, make...
You need to get a life.
Because if you have nothing better to do than stalk MINE, poke and prod at every little detail and then write about it, you have a sad, sorry existence.
Lately, certain people [or shall I say ‘person’, because every single post is exactly the same] has taken it upon themselves to dissect every single thing I say and try to use it to belittle me. Honestly, all this does is make me...
Hooker.
I kind of found it funny that upon catching up with the latest useless celebrity garb on my favorite guilty pleasure website PerezHilton.com that I stumbled across a photo of Mischa Barton. Not too unusual, as she happens to be one of his favorite targets. However, he posted photos of her in which she is dressed to shoot a scene wherein she plays a hooker. Completely understandable just by looking...
December 2009
9 posts
The do-ables.
Purely for my own entertainment, this is my list of unconventional celebrity crushes. Because Taylor Lautner and Zac Efron are sooo cliche.
Michael Cera
TJ Jackson
Andy Samberg
Jonathan Taylor Thomas (okay, so he’s a little ‘conventional’. But it’s a name you don’t hear every day.)
Robert Downey Jr. (only because of the age difference does he make this list.)
Conan O’Brien
Zac Hanson
Nick...
My Christmas gift for yous. Disregard 2:53, this...
Rest In Peace.
Brittany Murphy
1977 - 2009
Gonna get a little serious for a minute.
But just for a minute. So don’t run away.
I just want to talk about my friendship. Even if we are not considered great or even good friends, I still like to go out and support and be there for them whenever I can. That’s just the kind of person I am. I treat people the way I would like to be treated. My best friend Nikki, for example. I don’t get to see her much because she...
I contribute.
I am a very generous Christmas-er. I love giving gifts. No matter how insignificant. Even when my gifts get overshadowed by completely annihilated drunken nights with my dear friend Tatum. For example:
http://thestream.tv/?v=1925 - If you don’t want to wait for my contribution, fast forward to 6:05. Watch. My response happens at about 9:30.
Thank you, Brian Gramo. It wasn’t our...
Jamie Claus
I have decided that this year I am going to do an interweb gift exchange :-] That means if you get ME something, I get YOU something! Booya!
I’m not asking for any fancy gift, just an e-gift certificate from forever21.com, which can be found here: http://www.forever21.com/ecard/ecardmain.asp
The amounts go from $10 - $100. Of course the higher the amount, the better present you will get...
Holy awesome balls!
This is definitely the most AMAZING shirt I think I have ever seen in my whole fucking life.
I can’t even know what to say.
EPIC WIN.
xo Jamie
2 long years.
I can’t believe it was only 2 years ago, because it feels like a lifetime. But 2 years ago today, I met this crazy sexy guy named Ryan. We immediately became inseparable. He was instantly infatuated, and for the most part, so was I. We were together non-stop. I remember calling in to work saying I had pink eye just so I could spend 5 days with no work with him. *bad Jamie*
This is us the...
November 2009
7 posts
Too long for Twitter.
Today it was my turn to help out mom in cleaning out the tornado of a patio. Dozens of boxes of crap to go through. I picked out the things I absolutely had to keep and got rid of everything else in the boxes. Then mom went through them again. Out she pulls a tiny mermaid figurine. *gasppp!* “I got you this….” she says. “I’m sorry, I didn’t see it.” She...
Jamie the incredible bargain shopper.
I am a sucker for shoes. This is a given. I love me some great 5” or higher heels and I spend pretty pennies to have them. But the thing with me is, though I do love just about every pair of to die for heels on bebe.com, the truth is they’re out of my price range. If I had the kind of money to throw around on the shoes that would complete my life on that site, I’d be a very happy...
Gobble gobble!
Happy Thanksgiving to my Tumblr fam! Hope you all are surrounded by love and laughs, and lots and lots of FOOD!! I am a fan of the dry white meat, personally. And the bread, of course. And canned cranberry sauce, please! No pumpkin pie for me. I am Team Anti-pumpkin. I’m sure some of you just took that as blasphemous. My apologies.
Mom is going to be deep frying our turkey this year. This...
Just one of the many.
I seem to get annoyed easily by many things. Well, people mostly. But things also. Today, I’m going to talk about track listings. Like, you know… on albums? It’s not even that this annoys me, I just don’t understand it. Let’s see if I can word this right. I don’t like it when the only one word songs on the album are listed one after the other. For instance,...
Le ze-BRA
Really proud of this one. Not gonna lie. Made it as an example planned to sell, but I’m not sure I’m willing to part with it. Though I guess I can always make another one. Have a looksie:
I call it the ze-BRA. Get it … heh. I’ve had a few girls interested in this design so hopefully I can make a couple more. Trying to think of a few more examples to do. Got any suggestions...
Cosmic Tarot.
It’s a little odd to me when I read a horoscope that seems to be oddly accurate. Of course, the one I’m posting is, like most, extremely vague, as everyone has one problem or another… but the fact that I have a pretty big one messing up my daily train of thought recently just makes it eerie when I read ones like this.
You are ready to jump into an activity that takes your mind...
Avoiding laundry for 10 more minutes.
I’ve been meaning to post something about this, but oddly when I think of it I say ‘No, it can wait. I have laundry to do.’
I knew eventually it would turn itself around.
So, the point of this blog is to say …. I absolutely LOATHE people who refer to things or people as ‘so Hollywood’. First of all, you’re not even from Los Angeles. Second, neither is...
October 2009
7 posts
Don't do crack!
If you do drugs, and I mean the hard shit - not you little pot heads, then I’m sure you can relate to the kind of dreams that I have. I don’t know where this shit comes from, but for someone who’s never done any sort of hard drug before it kind of blows my mind. I could try to sit here and explain it to you, but even if I tried my hardest it would be complete nonsense.
So...
The Brokenhearted.
Had a pretty emotionally traumatic day yesterday. Trying to recoup today but all I want to do is sleep so I don’t think about it. But even that guarantees nothing. We all know what my dreams are like. I either want a time machine to go back to a year and a half ago, or I want to find an Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind center that actually exists. Since I can do neither, I guess the...
The Ricardos.
Lucy: Now just come and sit here next to me.
Ricky: What’s the matter?
Lucy: Nothing! I just love you that’s all.
Ricky: Uh oh, how much are you over-drawn?
Sounds like my future relationship. Actually, sounds more like my current relationship with myself!
I Love Lucy FTW.
xo Jamie
Boobies and kitties and sparkles, oh my!
I think I may have found my calling. And wouldn’t you know it, it involved BOOBIES! Right up there on my list of favorite things. And not only that, it combined sparkles and shiny shit which is pretty much top spot on my list of favorite things. What a combination! In my last post I showed a solid colored blingity bling bra, here is an example of a design:
I used to loathe Hello Kitty. I...
Entrepreneurship.
Always looking for ways to expand my creativity. Because Lord knows I have a TON of it just floating around begging to be used! This time around, it’s with custom sparkle bras. Those who know me know that anything sparkly, glittery or sequins-y ALWAYS catches my eye. I love it. I love sparkly shit. So whenever I need to personalize something, I do it with sparkles! Then I decided, hot damn,...
If you get caught between the moon & New York City
So long, La La Land! Well, for a short time, at least. Seems as though I’ll be leaving for good ol’ New York City in about 2 weeks for a sweet 2 month stay. My good friend Amanda is in Philadelphia right now as a working actress and is headed to NYC for a bit for work. Her mother didn’t want her being alone, so she decided she’d pay for me to come out there temporarily...
8 months and not much to say
I last updated my blog 8 months ago. I suck at these things. Damn, that’s a long time! Almost as long as my last relationship. Wow, that’s kind of sad. In more ways than one.
I feel like I have so much I’d like to say, but one thing at a time. I guess I should post a few links I’d like to get out there into the interwebs. For one, my Twitter. It’s true, it’s a...
February 2009
2 posts
Must be a full moon somewhere.
Because too much weird shit is going on for there not to be. Anyway, I had an emotionally draining day today. It’s caused a super headache in my cranial cavity and major distress on my heart. I’m trying to think of ways of dealing with it. The only one I can resort to at the moment is keeping myself occupied. However, it doesn’t much count if it’s the subject I’m...
Bitterness.....fading.
So this silly beatboxing kid has come and gone. Got to hang out for a second during his short stay. What an adorable little Poptart.
Little bit disappointed last night, but I think I’ll get over it, lol. The D-Dawg saved the dayyy! And saving future days, if his recommendation pulls through. Fingers crossed! It would definitely help a LOT. Cause a girls gotta eat! And she’s gotta do...
January 2009
9 posts
You might say that it's over.
You might say that you don’t care. You might say you don’t miss me, you don’t need me…. but I know that you do and I feel that you do….insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide.
Got Mariah playin on that shuffle. Love.
I so wish things would just resolve already. I’m so sick and tired of this “in limbo” feeling. It’s driving me absolutely mad and I just want...
Took me long enough.
Finally figured out what ‘If You Seek Amy’ really means. What a fool I’ve been! I should’ve known all along. I know Britney better than to not have picked up on it! Shit, son. Tsk tsk, Brit. Clever!
So much going on in my head right now. I don’t know quite how to feel about it. Still trying to decide. *sigh* You really think you know someone……
xo Jamie
The Real Cunt-hags of Orange County.
I honestly…..like SERIOUSLY with all the intensity of 1,000 suns, hate hate HATE Vicki and Tamra. If anyone happens to read this who is in any way affiliated with those sorry, washed up debbies, do me a huge huge favor, knock their fake ass teeth out! They have no problem making themselves look childish, selfish and foolish in front of the world. They’re more immature than their own...
The taste of her cherry chapstick
Yup. So did it. Granted it’s not the kind of picture I was looking to take, but this was after she’d been bombarded with many a loser stalker, as my friend and I waited patiently for almost the entire place to empty out, so as not to be considered one of that group. And she was very sick, and sort of in bitch mode, but the poor thing is going through a bad breakup. Lord knows I know...
Kitty Purry tonight!
Oh, excitement. Seeing one of my favorites, Katy Perry, tonight. Can’t wait. She and I are BFF, you know. No really. She went to High School with my BFF Nikki at the same time which makes her, by association, also my BFF. I’m not sure if she’s aware, but by tonight she will be! Hopefully she doesn’t go running away screaming. That hardly ever happens.
I feel like shit and...
iPod = Lifesaver.
helloxrokglam:
jamieobrien:
Michelle, what the fark did I ever do before this wonderous contraption?! Seriously. You’re a goddess.
Waiting for 4:00, then waiting for the taxi, then the subway, then for mom to get off work so we can go hoooooome. Today’s a long day. Tomorrow will be the same. And shit that was a long walk this morning. Would’ve been okay if my legs didn’t get so damn itchy!...
iPod = Lifesaver.
Michelle, what the fark did I ever do before this wonderous contraption?! Seriously. You’re a goddess.
Waiting for 4:00, then waiting for the taxi, then the subway, then for mom to get off work so we can go hoooooome. Today’s a long day. Tomorrow will be the same. And shit that was a long walk this morning. Would’ve been okay if my legs didn’t get so damn itchy! This is...
Boredom is brilliance.
Some may think that being bored out of your mind leads to laziness and not getting anything done. I think that’s malarky. Being bored out of my mind helped me create a brilliant invention. Well, I didn’t really “invent” it, but life threw me some lemons and I made lemonade.
Since I have to be at work for 10 grueling hours today, I brought some Honey Nut Cheerios to munch...
Sneak Peek
Just a quick, tiny glance of the amazingness that will be my new Myspace layout. I can’t wait until it’s all coded and ready to go up! I’m proud of it. I spent many, many hours on it. Started from scratch, making about 14 different versions. I’m glad I’m so happy about the final result. It’s exactly what I pictured, only better. I amaze myself sometimes with my...
December 2008
5 posts
What a night.
Night before last was as perfect as can be. I miss nights like that. More than words can even say. It was so nice to have that feeling again. I wish it never had to end.
Tonight will be a surprisingly uneventful evening for me. There’s an I Love Lucy marathon on TVland, I find it a little more intriguing than doing anything stupid tonight watching people act 10x stupider. A glass of...
Kitty Purry.
Just got me some Katy Perry tickets. I love that crazy banana. It’s going to be at the old stomping ground, so I wonder if some people I know will hook me up. Cause I’m used to that. Spoiled, you see.
I wish Meesy was back so we can get into an AM Runyon rut. And I mean it! Freezing cold or raining, okay maybe not raining …. I don’t want to be caught in a land slide. But...
Chop me up.
Now turn around and let me see just what ya curve like.
Nothin like JT and Timbaland poppin up on that iPod shuffle. [shout out Meesy!]
Got a sweet, somewhat unexpected, message? Last night. I say that with question because it wasn’t a text, it was sort of an email, sent to my phone, but I guess it’d be considered a text the way we handle it. It only takes a couple of words to put a...
Harlowood.
She is my precious angel. Isn’t she a doll? Little baby Harlow. She’s a GIRL. And she’s a long-haired chihuahua. For the curious.
I’m almost out of vicodin and I’ve got cramps. Which means I’ve got to use it scarcely. It fucks with my head. Because when I know I have to ration it, it convinces my mind I need one now when I know I don’t really need one,...
Blog is such a horrid word.
Don’t you think? Say it out loud. BLOG. It’s putrid. Ryan used to say Scotties breath was putrid. I feel the same way about the word BLOG. After this, I will never use the word BLOG again. Well, okay, never say never…. but I will attempt. Going to think of a better term to use. I’ll get back to you on that one.
This is just a tester update, anyway. It doesn’t have to...