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Gobble gobble!

Happy Thanksgiving to my Tumblr fam! Hope you all are surrounded by love and laughs, and lots and lots of FOOD!! I am a fan of the dry white meat, personally. And the bread, of course. And canned cranberry sauce, please! No pumpkin pie for me. I am Team Anti-pumpkin. I’m sure some of you just took that as blasphemous. My apologies.

Mom is going to be deep frying our turkey this year. This is how most holiday horror stories start out, isn’t it? Mommy or daddy decide to use an at home deep fryer, next thing you know they’re picking what mementos can be salvaged from the fire damaged house. I can only hope we don’t end up blowing ourselves to smithereens this year. Pray with me, will ya?

xo Jamie


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