Unicorn on the cob.

I kind of found it funny that upon catching up with the latest useless celebrity garb on my favorite guilty pleasure website PerezHilton.com that I stumbled across a photo of Mischa Barton. Not too unusual, as she happens to be one of his favorite targets. However, he posted photos of her in which she is dressed to shoot a scene wherein she plays a hooker. Completely understandable just by looking at the ensemble. Normally this would be a story I’d just skim through, as I take no personal interest in Mischa Barton. But then I scrolled down and caught a glimpse of her “hooker” shoes.

These happen to be a pair of heels that I own. My favorite pair of BeBe heels, actually. And I have about seven [pairs]. Now, I’m wondering if such a shoe sends out the message that I could possibly work as a hooker in my spare time. No, it couldn’t possibly.

But then I remembered. The last time [and only time, come to think of it] that I wore them, I kid you not, was for a sexytime night in a cheap motel room. Granted I wasn’t paid for it and it happened to be with my ex-boyfriend who I still hold a flame for, but that’s beside the point. The fact is, I wore them knowing full well I was headed to a cheap motel with a boy I planned on boinking all while leaving said heels ON. Now, does this make it reasonable that she would happen to be wearing the exact same shoes for a role in which she plays a sex worker?

A little too coincidental if you ask me.

xo J