Unicorn on the cob.

Night before last was as perfect as can be. I miss nights like that. More than words can even say. It was so nice to have that feeling again. I wish it never had to end.

Tonight will be a surprisingly uneventful evening for me. There’s an I Love Lucy marathon on TVland, I find it a little more intriguing than doing anything stupid tonight watching people act 10x stupider. A glass of champagne, my warm bed and Lucy will suit me just fine. Although I wish that Dino would come and keep me company, unfortunately that’s not in his plans. Of course not knowing what those plans consist of is making me sick to my stomach and if I hear or find out that any debauchery was had I will surely be COMPLETELY done. In fact, if he even leaves his house tonight I’ll probably blow a gasket, lol.

But I don’t want to think about it, at least not yet. What to eat for breakfast. At 1:46 pm. Grilled cheese? I wonder if the pan is clean. Maybe top ramen. Mmmm! Breakfast of CHAMPIONS!

Be safe tonight, cause if you drink and drive your stupid ass belongs in jail!

xo Jamie