Unicorn on the cob.

I honestly…..like SERIOUSLY with all the intensity of 1,000 suns, hate hate HATE Vicki and Tamra. If anyone happens to read this who is in any way affiliated with those sorry, washed up debbies, do me a huge huge favor, knock their fake ass teeth out! They have no problem making themselves look childish, selfish and foolish in front of the world. They’re more immature than their own teenaged children. They’re NOBODIES! Tamra is a conniving little whore. She thinks it’s cool or funny to say or do things that she thinks some college boys somewhere will think is “cool” when really, she’s just a 40 something year old gold digging hobag with Chuck Norris leather-spotted skin and flabby arms. Vicki is the most annoying human being on Planet Earth. If I were trapped in a room with her and Kanye fuckface West, I’d definitely have some murdering to do. She looks like a discarded Who from Whoville, and she thinks everything she does and says is more important than anyone or anything else. How do you not invite your own husband on your vacations?! What a selfish rat! You don’t deserve him.

God. As you can see, this show really angers me lol. I watch it with Michelle and we both just are astonished at the things that come out of these old hags mouths’ and the stupidity that follows. They’re extremely hypocritical and WAY to materialistic. Pathetic. The show should only feature Lauri, Lynne, Gretchen and Jeana. They’re the only ones with any brains. So far.

Now that I’ve gotten WAY too into a really fucking lame ass “reality” show, you can clearly see work is very slow. As I had nothing better to do at the moment.

Enjoy this beautiful day!

xo Jamie